Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Sevens

I saw this on Sarcasmo's Corner, so I thought I'd steal, er, borrow it for mine. It's a list of 7's. Here goes

7 celebrity crushes:
  1. Paul Mercurio
  2. Richard Thomas
  3. Prince William (the English one)
  4. Michael Biehn
  5. Moritz Bleibtrue (Franka Potente's boyfriend in "Run Lola Run")
  6. Benno Furman (Franka Potente's boyfriend in "Anatomie")
  7. Franka Potente (Seeing a pattern here? I don't want to have sex with her, though; I just have a crush on her.)

7 things I am good at:
  1. Making marinara sauce
  2. Modern Art
  3. Job interviews
  4. Bearing up under stress
  5. Picking out clothing
  6. Ultimate Frisbee!
  7. Staying up late

7 things I plan to do before I die:
  1. Live in another area of the country
  2. Tour Europe
  3. Fly first-class, the cost be damned!
  4. Go waterskiing
  5. Tell off my boss (whoever it is at the time)
  6. Fly across the country just to see the Go-Go's perform
  7. Become wealthy

7 things I cannot do:
  1. Make rice (Minute Rice doesn't count)
  2. Willingtly touch a spider
  3. Do algebra
  4. Share my emotions easily
  5. Proceed without a plan
  6. Resist chocolate
  7. Swear off chocolate

7 things that attract me to the sex to whom I am attracted:
  1. Confidence
  2. Honesty
  3. Nice butt (that's shallow, but true)
  4. Height greater than 5'8
  5. Appreciation of humor
  6. Emotional accessibility
  7. Nice butt (that's really important)

7 things I say often:
  1. Once you pay Danegeld...
  2. Yeah, that'll work real well.
  3. Uh...OK.
  4. Are you on drugs?
  5. No way!
  6. Can I get an ETA on that?
  7. You know... (This is usually accompanied by a sternly pointing finger, and precedes a rant of some kind.)


Blogger Sarcasmo said...

Prince William is totally hot. And I bet he has a nice butt.

And he could royally decree that spiders stay away from you. And anyone who exposed you to spiders would have to pay you a weregeld (spidergeld?) in chocolate.

10:49 PM  
Blogger Daniel J. Linehan said...

I have to say, it sounds like you mainly approve of Franka Potente's taste in men.

12:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7 things I love about Neil
1. sense of humor
2. intelligence
3. his taste in friends
4. his taste in clothes
5. his taste in mothers
6. his thoughtfulness
7. he's as cute as a button!

signed Neil's Mom :)

1:46 PM  
Blogger TrackerNeil said...

All right...I showed the woman my blog because she asked me what a blog was and I thought I'd be helpful. Next time I'll answer, "Why, a blog is a mystical creature that no one truly understands, so I won't bother showing you."

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now Neil.....don't be dissin your mama. luv ya

11:52 AM  

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