Strife Goes On

This is a joke song I wrote at Dan's suggestion. Not my best work, but I guess it merits a post.

Strife Goes On
(sung to the tune of "Life Goes On")

Ned Stark had a castle in a northern place
Catelyn was from the riverlands
Cat said, "Robert's coming north at a slow pace
And while he's here I think he's going to make you Hand."

Ob la di, ob la da, strife goes on
La, la how the strife goes on

Afraid that there might be another civil war
Ned rode south to rule and serve the king
Cat went sailing after and hid with some whores
But was revealed when Varys' birds began to sing

Ob la di, ob la da, strife goes on
La, la how the strife goes on

In a couple of months, Ned found that his best friend's home
Was filled with heirs from his golden wife, but not one was his own

Ned Stark never came back to his northern place
The Lannisters attacked the riverlands
Robb and Grey Wind went to war with sword and mace
And captured Jaime two books 'fore he lost his hand.