Friday, November 21, 2003

Cloning

I saw on Cyn's blog some reflections about having a clone. I most definitely do not want a clone, Daddy. Reasons why:

1) I don't like sharing my clothes.

2) A bad hair day is hard enough to live with when you only have to see the results in a mirror. To see them on another person...too horrible.

3) I keep enough chocolate around the house for one of me. That's all.

4) He'd probably decide to get red highlights, too. Bitch.

5) He might hold a rival Halloween party, and on the same night as mine.

6) His blog would no doubt be titled, "You Only Turned Thirty Once, Fool!"

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