Funniest thing I heard all weekend

Yesterday Dan and I went to Fogo de Chao courtesy of Dan's sister and her boyfriend (they rock), and it was pretty neat. A nightmare for vegetarians, admittedly, because they serve mostly meat: chicken, lamb, pork, and beef galore. Really good stuff, though, and the service was constant and gratifying. There was always someone in uniform there to fill your glass, remove a soiled plate and, of course, slice you off another serving of whatever meat was in prospect. Dan said, "It's like the 'Material Girl' video. With meat."

Tee-hee. But now I can't steal that line.