Another oldie

Back by popular acclaim*, you should first read this to get some necessary background. (Yeah, I know it's Wikipedia, but in this case it's basically correct.) Then read on.

Promise of Some New Gays**

Colorado’s going to have to adjust
‘Cause Amendment 2 just bit the dust
What did the high court say?
Promise of some new gays
Homophobia it just took a fall
And though Scalia wants to kill us all
Looks like we’ll have our day
Promise of some new gays

Oh, small-minded laws, they can’t change the world
So the only promise is that gays in Denver will live
And marry one another

See the lesbians all skiing the slopes
The Constitution crushed the bigots’ hopes
What did the high court say?
Promise of some new gays

Oh, small-minded laws, they can’t change the world
So the only promise is that gays in Denver will live
And marry one another

Now the drag queens have the freedom to roam
Into Boulder and then call it home
I think they’re going to say
Promise of some new gays

*Popular acclaim meaning I damn well felt like it.
**This counts as today's favorite lyric. It's called "multi-tasking."