Monday, July 27, 2009

This changes everything!

You have to check out this RedState.com post about Sarah Palin and her "game-changing" resignation. It reads like a David Sedaris essay, except the author isn't away of just how funny it is. This is my favorite part:

Of all of the reasons Sarah is stepping down over, the one big reason, in my mind, is her love of country. Her deep patriotism. Her sense of duty.

So if Palin had done what voters expected and served out the term to which voters elected her, she would have been irresponsible and derelict in her duty. Yes, we have always been at war with Oceania.

The essay is also full of sentences with unnecessary exclamation points!!! Do read the comments, one of which is a warning not to listen to articles published in Alaskan newspapers or interviews conducted with family and close friends of Palin, because obviously none of those people know more about Sarahcuda than some blogger in Mobile, Alabama.

2 Comments:

Anonymous CathyC said...

Palin desperately wants to avoid being labeled a quitter and her party needs her as a pinup because let's be honest, even Bob Dole gets hard for her. Dems are loving their choice because she's right up there with Clinton and Reagan. of course, everyone else is scratching their heads - how do these losers get elected?

11:33 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

Did he really need to spend the first 20% of the ariticle teaching the history of the Chrysler Corporation? Way to overspin a metaphor, brotha.

3:36 PM  

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