Nothing like a one-track mind

The responses to Barack Obama's election (suck it, conservatives!) are many and varied, but this is one of the more amusing. Here are a few quotes:

"Don't let people think common good is a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage," said [Bishop Joseph] Martino.

Yeah, next they'll be thinking that the common good might also be health insurance. Sheesh.

"Any one of us here would consider it a privilege to die tomorrow — die tomorrow! — to bring about the end of abortion," said Auxiliary Bishop Robert Hermann of St. Louis.

If we're lucky, you'll get that wish.