As I walked by City Hall this morning, I saw a confused-looking man hailing a well-dressed man. The conversation:
Confused man: Hey, do you know the way to -
Well-dressed man: Sir, I am an Englishman just set foot in Philadelphia. I don't know the way to doodleysquat.
Next time someone asks me for directions in London, I am saying the same thing, except I won't claim to be an Englishman. That works better in the States
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